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IF HER PERSONAL AD SAYS IT REALLY MEANS:
30-ish - 39
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No breasts
Average looking - Moooo
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free Spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former Slut
New-Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned - No BJs
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and embarrassing
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very fat
Large frame - Hugely fat
Wants soul mate - Stalker
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Ca tot rupeai Hi5-ul Andrei :))
Cateva se aplica si in Romania:
Daca e “nebunatica” - arata ca vrea dar zice ca nu poate/e prea tanara pentru din astea.
Cu cat e mai dezbracata in poze cu atat e mai mironosita in viata reala.
Daca profilul e plin de poze alb-negru / retusate - are probleme grave cu tenul sau inclinatii emo.
Daca arata doar fata - e imensa
Daca are poze numai de la gat in jos - fata arata oribil
Daca descrierile de la poze contin “talent”, “valoare”, “printesa” - te va converti la Guta.
Mersi
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