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Dashing through the sand,
With a bomb strapped to my back,
I have a nasty plan,
For Christmas in Irak.

I got through checkpoint A,
But not through checkpoint B
That’s when I got shot in the ass
By the US Military.

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
Mine blew off you see,
Where are all the virgins
That Bin Laden promised me?

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
Your soldiers shot me dead,
The only thing that I have left
Is the towel upon my head.

I used to be a man,
But everytime I cough,
Thanks to Uncle Sam
My nuts keep falling off.

My bombing days are done,
I need to find some work,
Perhaps it would be much safer
As a convenience store night clerk.

Oh jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
I think I got screwed,
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
Or I kill youuuu.

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Via Mihaita

ps: Primul video cu Achmed de care ziceam aici a ajuns la 18 milioane de vizion?ri pe Youtube.

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